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The teacher is not here to be your substitute today. Please do not talk. Please do not drink. And please do not close your eyes. Unless you wanna pray. Wake up. Get to work. Hey, what's No. 6 P? P as in an answer? No, P as in principal's office. Get out of here. Go over there. What? Get out of here. Go over there. A teacher usually lets us listen to music. While I'm teaching this class, the only thing you're gonna listen to is that cold air conditioning blowing through that dirty vent. Don't give a damn what your teacher usually lets you do. I just lost my girl. You also lost your headphones. Give me the shit. I told you, no music. That's right. Up. I got a condition where I get cold fast. And I got a condition where I get irritated fast. Take this back off. I'm writing you up. Yeah, my head hurts. Can I go to the nurse? What's your name? Bob. Go ahead and let that head drop, Bob. You're not going anywhere till that bell starts ringing, so get used to that head stinging. I said no phones. I said no. Fuck. This shit won't break. Absolutely not. Can I get a. Hell, no. Hey, go sit down. Go sit down. Go sit down. I just use the bathroom by myself. You writing me a pass to go to the bathroom? No, I'm writing you a pass to go to the Principal's office. You disgust me and you deserve to be expelled. Go

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y'all be honest how I look best friend you look good as fuck period clock it it's no luck all my girls bad as fuck huh it's no luck all my girls bad as fuck huh it's no luck all my girls bad as fuck can you rate us on a scale of 1 to 10 uh ten 10 I'm not gonna lie if I'm being nice a 2 a fucking 2 don't do my best friend like that like you must need glasses cause my bitch the baddest on the flow like huh all the other men think I'm a 10 so for you to call me a 2 you know that ain't true fuck bye the fuck you ugly anyway fuck it ladies I just posted some new pics on Instagram go show some love you know I got you best friend yes bitch girl you the baddest I ever seen yes heart eyes heart eyes heart eyes period yes bitch girl you look so good I can't even call you a bad bitch I gotta call you evil one hard as hard as hard as hard as hard as I know you mad at my friend so bad what I know you mad at my friend so bad huh I know you mad at my friend so bad ooh hey my friend think you cute bet what's your name girl he fine hell yeah with all due respect that is not my type what you mean she's not your type you don't like bad bitches if you gay just say that I support you girl be honest am I getting big no you is not getting big you just getting big yeah girl you feel like a swimsuit model I love the fact that I was right about real friends that would never lie to me of course like y'all some real bitches period until the end damn she bad damn she bad oh what the fuck is that do not listen to him best friend you look good as fuck they hate him best friend I promise they hate him cause I'm pretty exactly fuck you and fuck you too hmm I hope it's understood that my bitch look good hmm girl you bad as hell period I ain't gonna lie she look horrible she getting big she needs to start going to the gym no but I rather lie to her and make her feel good and tell her the truth and make her feel bad what are you talking about nothing how good you look and how do you think you is period I ain't gonna lie sis you got a really pretty smile you need to start smiling more yes girl for real yes smile it's nice yes like how nice girl 10 out of 10 exactly

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Twitch-suburbbaby @Jadenhannah_ @Deuce Aries🌹 @teejayrarii @Maxostiff

Ew! Y'all told me that I had food, bitches and bottles. Not food, bamboos and bottles. Where there's no one is that I come from. They better be. They better be. They better be. I swear to god, I come for the bullshit. I swear to god I did, bro. Run away. I wanna introduce you to my friends. What's your name? Hi, Avery. Nice to meet you. I'm suburb. Nice to meet you. How you doing? What's your name? Sophia. Nice to meet you. I'm suburb. Nice to meet you. How you doing? What's your name? Nice to meet you. I'm so glad. A couple of them. Cool. Hey, do you want a shot? No, I don't. Drink it away from you, demon. Move! Hey, do you want a shot? Yeah, I do. I'll take two. Actually, you remind me of an angel for some reason. I've never seen anyone so mad to be around a group of black girls. What's wrong with this guy? Girl? Get out of my face, bitch! Shut the fuck up! Hey, don't call it. I tell your girlfriend to watch her mouth. I'll tell my girlfriend to watch her mouth when you tell your creature friend to watch her mouth. Why is there two animals talking to my queen anyway? Alright, I'm off to leave. Oh, wait, can I get a ride? No, my car is full. Can I get a ride home? Yeah, of course you can. Put it in my car. Wait, this is my roommate. We live together. Bitch, I said my car is full. Like, back the fuck up! God damn! Oh, disgust me. Come on, let's go. Why haven't you talked to any black girls? Well, they're just not my type. It's that simple. Give me one reason I'm not your type. Give me one. I'll give you four reasons. They're loud, they're rude, they're ghetto. Their hair isn't real. It's fake. Should I keep going? Should I keep going? Should I keep going? Should I keep going? I'm gonna call animal control. Your creature is doing too much. She needs to be tranquilized. Would you go fucking crazy? I just feel so safe right now. Thank god. Would you ever talk to a girl that's half black? When I talk to a girl that's half black, yes. So when I talk to a girl that's half a care is half rude, half ghetto and half loud. If you're the last girl on earth, maybe. But then again, I could just go gay and get a white man. Oh, my god. What? Am I tripping? Am I tripping? I can go gay and get a white man.

Twitch-suburbbaby @Jadenhannah_ @Deuce Aries🌹

go, go, go, go! I got all day. No, I told you boys, you in that shower? Yes, ma'am. Alright. You better not be lying to me. I'm not. I promise, mom. I'm not. Tag, you're it. I quit. I quit, I quit! You can't quit. Yes, I can. I just did. You can't tag me and I quit. That's not fair. I can. No, it's not. Tag, you're it. I quit! I quit! Alright, boy, come eat. Leave me alone! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Wait. Go turn the damn lights off. Yes, ma'am. 来た I can't ask. If I ask, she gonna say no. But if you ask, she gonna say yes. So you gotta ask. Is it okay if I can spend the night? What happened? He hit me again. Oh, no. I told you, stop doing all that talking in class.

Twitch-suburbbaby @Jadenhannah_ @_jmyrickbanks @Maxostiff @Lost Lyrics @makiah @alexia @Bryan💕🕺 @Sami @David

Hey, everybody getting petty down? What? Excuse me? You stupid ass bitch. You know we run shit. Guys have been here for hours. They haven't smiled once. They haven't danced once. They haven't done shit but mean mug people. I don't understand why they're here. Do y'all wanna get shot? You wanna get shot? No. Then get your stupid ass off my face. If I do something to you. Hé Hé Hé look this way again if you don't got it in your life. Good boy. The hell we wait for? Everybody dancing about, having a fun stop. We add this shit out so we can have our fun, right? You bad? Too much fun in here. I don't like that shit. It should over. It should over. What do you mean by that? Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh! Let's go, let's go, let's go, bro! What the fuck going on

Twitch-suburbbaby @Jadenhannah_ @alexia

What's up, dad? It's my friend Alexia. Oh, how you doing, Alexia? Doing good, how you doing? I'm gonna go to my room, put it in the jar and get that kitty rock. Oh, alright, boy. Hey, dad, this is my friend Jaden. Oh, hi. How you doing, Jaden? Nice to meet you. Yeah, we're gonna go to my room. Oh, no, the hell you're not. Y'all gonna chill right here. And if either you try anything, i'mma hit you with a spirit. Sit the hell down. Sit. Hey, don't try shit, boy. Go ahead and get comfortable. Play some music. Already on. Ah, Jaden! Jaden! Ah, I. Son, we found out you working with a monster. Just like your daddy. Just like your daddy. Faen! Get your hands off my daughter.

twitch-suburbbaby @Jadenhannah_ @Deuce Aries🌹 @Lost Lyrics @makiah @e @kitheyapper @Ms.beautiful 🧸

I'm ready for tutorial. What's 2 + 2 4? You learn this some quick good girl what the fuck Mr Travis on my paper on No. 13 it says what's your phone number? But on everyone else's paper it says what's six times ten? So what I'm getting from this is you're cheating. Why are you looking at other people's paper? You're getting a zero now sit down. Sit down stupid bitch. What are you doing tonight? I'm celebrating my 18th birthday just getting my 18th reasons why I'mma email you right at 12 make sure you alone when you open email okay? Make sure you alone bye Mr Travis. Bye Mr Dean bye. How you feel about her? Oh, he's a good student. Not how you feel about the way she act how you feel about the way she look. You know she's young right? And you know you got to preheat the oven before you put the food in the oven right? So like I said, how you feel about her man stop what I be all nice guys she boss. I mean it's just me respect your true nigga that bitch bad. Thank you. Thank you thank you thank God thank God thank God alright class, here's your test results. Here's your test results damn I got a 40 what you get? I got 100 how you get 100 and I cop it off of you. I cop it off of you and I cop it off Of you Maldito ESO. Ah, um, honestly I have no idea. None at all. Is there any homework I can do for extra credit? I got some homework you could do but the only way it'll count as extra credit is if you let me give you that homework and then you show me where your home is so I can help you with the homework. Your family, what's up baby? What's wrong? I don't think we should do this anymore. Do what us? Your teacher? Okay, well, if you wanna stop talking to me, you're gonna have to start talking to your parents and explain why you're failing cause ain't no way you passing my class if I ain't getting no ass. What? Why do we have a sub? Where's Mr Travis bro? You didn't hear he's on the news. Breaking news. Forty two year old high school teacher Terrio Travis has just been arrested by the FBI after 11 years of constant female complaints. And right here we have some of the female to explain what they went through. Let's run it. One day I showed up for tutorials and he just low key pulled it out. I know what to say. I thought he was just going through something. You know people be going through stuff. Yeah, he always told me that if I wanted to pass his class I had to show him some ass and I thought that was really weird but maybe just me. I don't know. He offered to drop me off after school everyday, but I will say no. And I see my grades go down. I don't know if it has anything to do with it, but that was really weird. Plus, I caught him sniffing my chair, so.

Twitch-suburbbaby @Jadenhannah_ @Deuce Aries🌹 @Lost Lyrics @makiah @kitheyapper

Welcome to home economics, and the one rule in this class. No electronics. Last year I collected 3,000 phones. And this year my goal is 4,000. Let's get started. Welcome to home economics. The main thing you'll be learning in this class is that there are no electronics. I said no phones! 3,999 more and I would have hit my high score. Anyways. Class, lost your damn phone and lost your damn mind! Give me this shit! What's No. 5 15? The answer is 15. No, it's $15! Get your phone back! Why is your phone on your desk? You know, electronics. Hello! Goodbye! That shit! No phones. We now have 50 phones that have been confiscated. Confiscated! We now have 91 phones that have been confiscated. What's 10 + 5 15? Yep. $15 to pick up your phone. Confiscated! 2 37 phones have been confiscated. No electronics! 482 phones have now been confiscated. Absolutely not! Dude, my phone! 795 phones have now been confiscated. I lost my ring! Lost your ring and lost your phone! 1,025 phones have now been confiscated. Give me the phone! But my dad just died. Your dad's not the only thing that died. Your chances of seeing this phone for the rest of the year died too! I just hit my new high score, but I feel like I need more. Everyone, bring me your phone! For what cause? I said so! Bring it now!

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Twitch-suburbbaby @Jadenhannah_ @Deuce Aries🌹 @Maxostiff @teejayrarii

Hey, how y'all doing? If you don't make seven figures, I need you to figure out how to walk away. First of all, how many figures do you make? Well, I'm still trying to figure out how to make my first figure, but I need me a man, to make seven figures. So if you don't make seven figures, figure out how to walk the fuck away. Don't play Brookie. What's your name? If you're not buying Chanel, let's not even do it. You are a Shein theme. Before I buy you Chanel, I will go to hell. You can't even afford Chanel if you're broke. Just say that. We didn't need your expression on how you hate women. Brokey doing too much. You're weird. Let's go. Broke ass nigga. The fuck? Go to hell. Where are my scamming ass? I need me a skater, nigga. Like, how the fuck a nigga expect to thrive with a 9 to 5? You have no job, you're poor. That's a nigga with a 9 to 5. I can smell the poverty jumping off his breath. It's getting broke. Yeah. Anyways, some you can't do, bitch. Ladies, what is something that y'all hate? Cheap niggas. Like, you got a bad bitch. Spend that money. Like, stop being cheap. Come out the pocket, okay? Would you spend that money on your man? You're weird. Like, interview over. This thing is broke. Let me cut you off right there. If you're not trying to spend This is the end. Just hang up. Why? Why? Niggas all over girls with no money. Like, why? Why? Like I should. Let me fuck her. Why? my god, I hate them niggas! I hate it! I hate it! Block! You block! You fucking block! I hate them niggas! Damn!

Twitch-suburbbaby @Jadenhannah_ @Deuce Aries🌹 @Maxostiff @teejayrarii

You ready to cheat? You know that. You ready to cheat, my mama? You ready to cheat already? You ready to cheat? I'm going to do it. Come on. You better be on your best behavior when you're out there. And don't let your friends fool you into no bullshit. Of course, baby. I'm not. Later. Later. I gotta go. Later. Let's go cheap. We catching flights? Why you catching feelings? Oh. We catching flights? Why you catching feelings? Oh. We catching flights? Why you catching feelings? Oh. What's your name? Jaden. If a girl asked, your name is Terry. What's your name? Deuce. If a girl asked, your name is Arthur. What's your name? Mac. If a girl asked, your name is Jordan. What's your name? TJ. If a girl asked, your name is Nike. We're never getting caught up. Can I get a hell, yeah? Hell, yeah. Let's go. I'm from New York, baby. I'm from New York. I remember. It doesn't matter if you cheat 25 *, 26 * 27 times. We're on the complete opposite side of the country. Your girlfriend's never gonna find out. Go fucking crazy. Go fucking crazy. Go fucking crazy. The girls can't come anymore. Oh, this guy stinks, bro. We can call some girls. You have no girls in New York? I have more girls in New York than a nigga that plays in the New York Knicks. Fuck you mean, I have no girls in New York? You have no girls in New York? Nobody's coming. Why? Do we let this nigga come with us? Like, can you chill this bitch? You drop? It's like 15 girls here. What are you doing, bro? I got a girl. I'm not trying to get caught up. You have a girl in Texas? We are in New York. You are single in the state. What are you saying, man? Come on. Come on. Dang. Get the fuck off. Get off! Go, go! No, bro, bro, bro. The B&B cost 500. It doesn't matter if your girl isn't going. Everybody is going to pay 100. No. Everybody is going to pay 100. No. You're paying 100. No.

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And you won't believe who I hit last night. Who? It's a girl from TSU named Keisha. For real? Hell, yeah. Keisha who? What's her last name? Uh, I don't know her last name, but I got an Instagram. I'll show you. You know her? No. No. Hit him up. Hell, no, I don't. I don't. I don't like seeing her around camera, I don't know the bitch. Okay, for sure. But yeah. Yeah. Like, how. How you go about it? Like, you just, like, texted her and she eventually gave you? And I texted her. She texted me. You good? Yeah. My shit cramping. How long after she texted you? Eat the little shit. Oh, first night. Fuck. Are you. Are you good? Damn, bro, my shit cramping. I'm good, though. Let's go. Probably see a doctor you feel me in this shit? Like, how you get the little shit, like, from the front, back, side, everything? Bro, are you good? Yeah, I just need to get my little stretch in. Bro, go see a doctor, bro. Go see a doctor. Damn, that shit hurts. What's wrong with you? That shit hurt. Shit. What? I miss you. No, the fuck you don't. Shut up. No, the fuck you don't! Stop lying. 싸 아

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Twitch-suburbbaby @Jadenhannah_ @Maxostiff @teejayrarii

Hey babe, I'm about to go to the store. I love you. Alright, love you too. Be safe. I don't wanna tell some girls to pull up. Why would you tell girls to pull up when your girl literally just walked out the house? Would you rather me tell girls to pull up when my girl literally walks back in the house? Okay then. Exactly. I'm gonna tell some girls to pull up. Put on some deodorant. You smell like shit. You got a boyfriend? Yes, I do. Do you have a girlfriend? Fuck no. Damn. He'll let you have friends. He's the only friend I need. My girl gonna be back any minute. Make sure we handle our business with speed. Alright babe. Don't forget to go to my friend AJ House. Who's AJ? I met him at the gym yesterday. Okay, love you. Make sure you have your location on. Okay? Love you too. I'm gonna go to Keisha House. If you turn your location on, she gonna know you're at the wrong house. My location shows what house you're at, not whose house you're at. She doesn't know AJ or Keisha. Trust me, the bitch won't know the difference. Come on. You're literally not making sense. How am I cheating on you? Angela, your girl tripping again. That's not even my girl. It's my second side chick. Which is literally why I said you're literally not making sense. How am I cheating on you? Cause it's physically Impossible to cheat on a second side chick. Hey, baby. How you doing? Alright, baby. I'll see you later. Don't forget you have a girlfriend. I won't. Excuse me, I get your number. Do you have a girlfriend? No. Uh, you sure? Yeah, I'm sure. How the hell would I forget if I had a girlfriend? No, I got no girlfriend. Let me get your number. Come here.

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Twitch-suburbbaby @Jadenhannah_ @Deuce Aries🌹 @DT @Maxostiff @teejayrarii @0lavisionclips @2wpeezy

Good morning. I'm Mr. Reginald. There will be no phones, there will be no talking. And I'll be the only one that is about to get up and start walking. Sit the fuck down! Get to work. Can I go to the bathroom? No. Or you can't go to the principal's office. I told you, no talking. Get up and get out. But. Get up and get out! Weird. I was in the fucking military. This is a classroom, not a lunchroom. Put it down. Now! Go. Can I? No. Absolutely not. What's your name? They call me double. Well, Mr. Double, Hope you know you're in trouble. No hoodies in the classroom. Take this shit off. Give me the jacket. Excuse me. No sit. Yep. My teacher just let me sit over there. I don't care if teacher let you sit over there. Teacher's not here. Won't teach this class. There'll be no scrambling around. Stay where the fuck you are. Give me that phone, Mister. No sit. What's up, bud? Can I get some water? Yeah. After the bell rings, go there and sip on your saliva to keep you hydrated. Nobody's leaving this class. Take this hat off. Oh, my gosh. My grandma's in the hospital. She just fell down the stairs. Can I answer the call? Nope. Next time, tell your grandma not to fall. Give me this shit. Sit down. This is math class, not music class. Get this shit the fuck off! Don't try That again