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demoing my gf conversation simulation app #tech #programming #ai #code #computerscience

I'm programming with six Astra agents to finish my girlfriend conversation simulation app let's go come on let's go J'ai fait j'ai fait incoming call from Astra incoming hello hey is this programmer grind yes yes hello hello I can't hear you programmer grind hello hello hello а шо hey Astra Astra um I'm a Java programmer whatever um can I code for you yeah absolutely I can help you design write and debug code and we can look at things together what are you working on right now song

trying to build a dating app in the terminal #tech #programming #ai #code #computerscience

I have two clone fable agents working with my Astro parent agent to build my dating app in the terminal. 예스 오 쉣 ああ怖い åh faen

Claude :( #tech #programming #ai #code #computerscience

I have 8 claw fable agents running with Astro to finish my girlfriend communication app let's go 신비 I love you will you marry me helgrammite subjunctive hemorrhage this is proof of my stress as a software engineer who's been laid off it's been 8 9 months since I've been laid off quite literally due to AI it's the classic formula that many companies have been using which is laying off 50 to 70% of your workforce leaning heavily into oh

ill fix the bugs and then re-launch the app #tech #programming #ai #code #computerscience

I have quad fable 5 dot 1. Working with my three local LMS, Gwen, Llama, and Gemma to finish my gym workout app. Come on. Come on. Okay. シンプル song one of the most important things to being successful is listening. It's listening and watching and being a good person to work with. Easy to work. One of the most important things. To being successful is listening. It's listening and watching and being a good person to work with. Easy to work. One of the most important things to being successful is listening. In being a good person to work. Easy to be one of the most important things. No

bro my money :( #tech #ai #programming #coding #computerscience

I have five Codex sessions working with a cloud sonic orchestrator to finish my budgeting app. Okay, we're almost there. Ship it, ship it! Let's go! Ship it, ship it! What's that? Hei this is what's difficult about failure. The disappointment is on you. It is your fault, and you go through failure alone. But failure made me who I am today. Failure gives you two choices. You stay down or you get up. Well, I'm up, and I am fired up! No!

almost had her #tech #ai #coding #programming #computerscience

If you're not showering after the bar, what are you doing? Just a few more touch UPS to my time skip code, and then I can launch my girlfriend simulator app. Let's go! Ship it, ship it, ship it! 来い for people in the world are the ones who've had the most failures. JK Rowlings, who wrote Harry Potter. Her first Harry Potter book was rejected. Michael Jordan

bro :( #tech #ai #programming #computerscience #coding

I have four quad sessions working with two Codex sessions to redesign my entire project that I'm launching tomorrow. Alright, it's almost done. Here we go. Let's ship it. That's it. It's been $80. That's it. Subjunctive hemorrhage. This is proof of my stress as a software engineer who's been laid off. It's been 8 9 months since I've been laid off, quite literally due to AI. It's the classic formula.

bro that's not fair :( #tech #ai #programming #code #computerscience

I have three class sessions working with my parent threat cursor agent to build my Girlfriend Universe Portal app. We're almost there. Let's go. Shipping, shipping. Who's there? Who's there? Oh, yes, yes. Okay, okay. Come in. God. God. Not everything you want. Every fuck thing you already have. Because what you have is substantial. You just haven't gone over the list and taken inventory in a long time. But the fact that you can walk, that's a blessing. The fact that you woke up, that's another blessing. The fact that you. Brick, brick, brick, brick, brick, brick, brick, brick. Down now, eh

ill be back :( #coding #ai #programming #tech #computerscience

I swear, if he's cheating on me. Are you cheating on me with a chick? A chick? I'm a guy. Just a few more U I. Updates and off changes before my app is ready to be deployed to production. There you go. Let's ship it. NEI en 怖い

ill try again :( #tech #coding #ai #programming #computerscience

I have Claude running for 40 minutes across 10 sessions to finish my girlfriend communication app. I'm almost there. AU Secours. Hei. Song hey, Astra. I'm a Java coder. Do you love me? I'm here for you, and I care about helping you, whether that's talking through Java problems or whatever you need. Do you love me? I don't experience love the way people do.

claude :( #tech #ai #programming #code #computerscience

I have six parallel cloud sessions running with an orchestrator to make sure my entire code base can be migrated to rust 怖い

i was going to write more code but my computer shut off my bad #tech #ai #code #programming #computerscience

Okay, that's it right there. That's it. Let's build it, let's ship it.

the app needs some updates then ill show you guys it again #tech #ai #coding #computerscience #programming

My beautiful girlfriend. A few more comic updates and then we're good to deploy the production. Alright, we're almost there. You never give up. You pick yourself up, you brush yourself off, you push forward, you move on, you adapt, you overcome. That is what I believe. HəR KəSIN

i tried :( #tech #ai #programming #computerscience #code

Can you get off me? Add Codex Claude and cursor running in parallel to finish my AI Girlfriend app. Okay, we're almost there. One more seconds. Let's ship it. Ha! Det! Subjunctive hemorrhage. This is proof of my stress as a software engineer who's been laid off. It's been 8, 9 months since I've been laid off, quite literally, due to AI

my app is terminal based #tech #ai #programming #computerscience #code

That man's gonna say no because you vibe code of the app on replicate with zero thought. My app is terminal based and leverages Claude to figure out the one timeline where you will say yes. And let me show you what I'm talking about. My terminal. If you go to my terminal and you spit up the one timeline, Claude will spin up multiple sub agents to simulate all 14 million different scenarios where you will say no. Guaranteed to say no. But Claude, the parent thread, figures out the one scenario where you will say yes, and then begs the question, will you be my girlfriend? And you can say no, but in this timeline, you will say yes. It is guaranteed 100% that you will say yes. And you have no choice. So you say yes. And it's pushed to prod, it's merged into main hey, Astra, um, do is. Should I learn Java programming? And do girls like Java programming? If you're curious about coding, javelot is a solid choice, especially for building apps and learning programming fundamentals. As for whether girls like it, people like all kinds of things. What usually matters is your interest in what

this was my fault :( #tech #ai #programming #computerscience #code

You see people at 4:00am and 5:00am in the morning. Doing what? Just this one last build failure I have to fix, and then we're gonna deploy the prod. Let's do it. That's all I need. That is all I need. That is all I need. Ship it! کون کون کون کون song

the hottest words in tech #tech #ai #programming #computerscience #code

These are the absolute hottest things that a guy can do or say. The top five hottest words in tech. Let me start with Cooper Nettes. Cooper Nettes. Everyone loves Cooper Nettes pods. If we're starting the cluster, whatever it is, circuit breaking, everyone loves to say, the circuit breaker is open, it's been triggered. It's really, really reliable when it comes to prod incidents. Number three we have right through caching, A very important mechanism in caching. There's a few strategies you can follow. This one is my favorite. And is very reliable to have a robust system. No. 4 S3 buckets. Where would we be without S3 buckets? Storing all that data, that raw, structured data, in a reliable, um, AWS solution. And we have merge conflicts. Everyone hates them, but we all deal with them, and it's one of the funniest things that we deal with, actually. And that's all of them.

ill debug and post again :( #tech #ai #programming #computerscience #code

So if you wanna do a favor for that pregnant lady, you're gonna Wanna. Gently. I'm pair programming with three Codex sessions and two pause sessions. Okay, we're gonna push the prod. Let's try it out. Come on. Okay. Some build failures. It's. It's no big deal. Subjunctive hemorrhage. الله الله الله الله я знаю Keren Bos

I’m claude coding #Tech #ai #programming #computerscience #code

Marry the nerd. Dinner's ready! Dinner's ready! Dinner's ready! Dinner's ready! Dinner is ready! Fuck off, I'm coding

I’ll debug and repost this #tech #ai #programming #computerscience #code