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update: she didn’t move #dogs #dogtok #labrador #dogsoftiktok #LabradorRetriever

Do you think maybe you can move a little bit so I can grab the charger? Maybe you could sit on the couch. Or maybe you could just go into your bed. No. Right. I just need you to scoot over a little bit so I can grab my charger, cause it's right here. It's like under your high knee. Would you mind scooting over a little bit so I can grab my charger? Or you could sit up here on the couch. Or you can go lay down over there by the TV stand. Or you can also just sit right here. I guess that's fine.

Costco always has the good stuff #dogs #dogsoftiktok #dogtok #labrador #LabradorRetriever

We're gonna go grocery shopping at Costco and I was thinking that it would be a really good idea for mommy to go down one of the aisles and see if they have either dog toys or maybe some dog treats. Would you want me to check for you? And if Costco does have some dog treats or dog toys, I wouldn't mind buying you one. Do you want me to bring you back some kind of surprise to make you happy? Alright, when I'm gone, I'm gonna be checking on that camera. Okay? I don't want you to be sad, but you can wait for me by the window. Shake on it. When I went into Costco, they had dog toys. Do you want me to.

omg 🥺🥺 das cute #dogs #dogsoftiktok #dogtok #labrador

Lexi may still be denying the evidence, but the Vortex IQ Pro definitely found it 😂 I love that the NeoSight green light helps reveal the hair, dust, and debris I would normally miss, and the lay-flat design makes it so much easier to get underneath furniture and into those harder-to-reach spots. It’s been such a good fit for keeping up with life with a Labrador. Link in bio! @LEVOIT #levoitvacuum #VortexIQ #VisibleCleaning #dogs #dogsoftiktok

Lexi was brought in for questioning after suspicious amounts of black hair were discovered throughout the residence. When questioned, she appeared confused, very confused. Initially, investigators had little evidence. The floors appeared spotless until they acquired the Vortex IQ Pro. Its neosight green light revealed hidden hair, dust and debris and suddenly the evidence was everywhere. Using its 180 degree lay flat design, investigators followed the trail beneath the couch. The investigation then moved above ground where the Vortex IQ Pro was converted for detail cleaning to search cushions and crevices with anti tangle triple strike technology. The suspect's hair was collected without wrapping around the brush roll. The evidence was collected and the residence was cleared. The suspect denied everything, however authorities believe she'll reoffend so they'll be keeping their Vortex IQ Pro handy.

I can confirm all 5 are true #dogs #dogtok #dogsoftiktok #labrador #LabradorRetriever

Five things every Labrador owner has experienced one the mealtime stare down. It usually begins approximately 45 minutes before dinner. No barking, no whining, just prolonged, uncomfortable eye contact designed to make you question whether you somehow forgot to feed them. 2. The neglected sad face. This expression is typically used by Labradors who have been fed, walked, cuddled, given treats, and told they're a good girl 37 times that day. Unfortunately, none of that matters. Look at this face! Clearly nobody loves her. Three the sudden 85 pound lap dog. Your Labrador has an entire couch available, several empty chairs, possibly their own bed, and yet somehow the only acceptable place to sit is directly on top of you. They genuinely seem unaware that they are the size of a small adult human. 4. The mysterious selective hearing say come here three times. Nothing. Call their name. Nothing. Ask them to move. Completely deaf, but quietly open a cheese wrapper from two rooms away and suddenly their hearing has been fully restored. Five the bathroom escort at some point every Labrador owner realizes they haven't gone to the bathroom alone in years. There is no reason for the Labrador to be there. They have no business to conduct. But apparently bathroom trips are now a supervised activity. If you own a Labrador, congratulations. You haven't owned a dog in years. You've been under constant surveillance by a hungry, emotionally neglected 85 pound toddler.

good girls get surprises #dogs #dogtok #dogsoftiktok #labrador #LabradorRetriever

I was actually saving a special surprise in the pantry for you all week. And I was waiting till Friday because I wanted to make sure that you were a good girl on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. And you were. So do you want me to show you what I've been hiding in the pantry for you? Alright, help me up. Mommy's gonna show you. Okay? Come on. You wanna see what it is? Alright, close your eyes. Close your eyes. Alright, look, I'm gonna show you what it is. Okay? Ready? Collagen stick. Do you want it? I'm gonna give it to you. Okay. Here you go. Oh, gosh. Шум sıfır Takip Etmek Için Herhalde

“being okay with being alone” is not possible for Lexi #dogs #dogtok #dogsoftiktok #labrador #LabradorRetriever

This is getting a little bit out of hand. I have work to do and you will not stop begging for attention. I have taken you out on four walks today and it's only 12:30. I fed you breakfast, I gave you treats, I played with you. I can't keep doing anything else. I gotta get some work done. Okay? Do you wanna sit in that chair so you could be next to me? You want mommy to put you up in that chair? Alright, come on. Come on. I'll put you in the chair. You need to start having a conversation with yourself about how attached you are. I'm not upset with you for loving me. But you gotta find some peace in solitude, okay? It's called being okay with being alone. Come sit over here. Look, I made you this nice little bed for you right here. Come lay right here in your bed. Would that be fair, Lexi? Alright, you can sit here for a little bit longer. Okay?

she’s a super glue dog #dogs #dogtok #dogsoftiktok #labrador #LabradorRetriever

Like maybe you can sit on the other edge of the couch. Or maybe you can even go lay in my bed for a little bit. But when you sit on top of me, I could barely breathe. And I was thinking it would probably be a good idea for you to go sit in your own bed. Cause I like to be next to you. But I also like to breathe. I would like a little bit more space. See, I've heard of the term Velcro dog before, but this is. You're a super glue dog. I don't know if it's any concern of yours, but I can't really breathe. What if I went on Amazon right now and I searched up for big, big fluffy dog beds and I bought you one? Do you think if I bought you a big surprise dog bed that you would lay on it? To be honest, I don't think you will.

“how’d ya get so big? you did that way too quick” #dogs #dogtok #dogsoftiktok #labrador #LabradorRetriever

you used to be 10 pounds fit right in my lap now you jump on my chest and my lungs go flat your body's like a whale oh your head's like a brick how'd you get this big you did that way too quick you used to be tiny I carried you around now I need a forklift just to get you off the ground ground your paws got huge but nobody told your brain you still come flying at me like you're little just the same how'd you get so big how'd you get so big how'd you get so wide how'd you get so wide why you still trying to fit right by my side oh 80lb baby but you haven't got a clue you might weigh a ton but you're still my baby too now

Labrador math makes no sense #dogtok #dogs #labrador #dogsoftiktok #LabradorRetriever

Labradors have developed their own highly advanced form of mathematics. Unfortunately, none of it makes any sense. For example, one full bowl of food equals zero meals. Two treats also equals zero treats. However, the sound of one cheese wrapper from three rooms away equals an immediate emergency. Labradors also calculate time differently. Five minutes waiting for dinner is approximately four business days. But a three hour nap somehow lasts about seven minutes. Distance is equally complicated. A human sitting six feet away is considered dangerously far, which is why the Labrador must immediately relocate until at least 70% of its body is physically touching you. Their understanding of weight is perhaps the most confusing. An 85 pound Labrador calculates its total body weight at roughly 9 pounds whenever a human lap becomes available. And personal space is measured using an entirely different formula. Your space plus their space equals their space. But perhaps the most impressive example of Labrador mathematics involves food. No matter how many meals, snacks, treats or unauthorized crumbs have already been consumed, there is always room for one more. Scientists have checked the calculations. They're completely wrong, but the Labrador remains extremely confident in its work.

she always knows when I’m not feeling well, and she stays right by my side through it all ❤️🥺 #dogsoftiktok #dogtok #dogs #labrador #LabradorRetriever

Remember the other day when Mommy was sick? You stayed by my side the whole day, didn't you? I was thinking that since you were such a sweet helper while Mommy was sick, and you gave me so much comfort, that maybe I could return the love and get you something special like. I was thinking that maybe we can hop in mom's car, take a quick drive and go get some kind of pup cup for you. Do you want me to take you to go get a pup cup? Alright, help me out. Come on. Are you ready to go get a pup cup? Let's go.

in dads defense, it was a chocolate chip cookie but any chance I get to be the favorite human, I’m going for it 😂❤️ #dogsoftiktok #dogtok #dogs #labrador #LabradorRetriever

I was thinking since daddy didn't share his snack with you, that it would only be fair for me to give you your own snack because that was really nasty of him to eat it all by himself, huh? You didn't deserve it. You want me to go into that pantry and see if I could find you your own snack, like maybe some roasted beef treats or maybe I can see if I have any little collagen sticks. Oh, that did it for you. Alright, come on.

Zoomium is a powerful compound #dogsoftiktok #dogtok #dogs #labrador #LabradorRetriever

Scientists have recently identified a fascinating chemical reaction that occurs when a Labrador retriever comes into contact with water. Under normal conditions, the Labrador is a relatively stable organism, often found lying motionless for several consecutive hours. However, the moment water makes contact with its fur, a highly unstable compound known as ZOOMIUM is released into the bloodstream. This triggers an immediate and uncontrollable increase in velocity. Within seconds, the Labrador may begin sprinting across the yard at speeds previously thought impossible for an animal that was struggling to get out of bed just moments earlier. In more severe cases, the Labrador may throw itself onto the ground and begin a process known as terrestrial friction therapy, violently rubbing its face and body against the grass. Scientists believe these behaviours are an attempt to remove excess moisture through a combination of centrifugal force and friction. Unfortunately, the process is completely ineffective. The reaction eventually subsides once the Labrador has exhausted its entire supply of ZOOMIUM at which point the organism returns to its normal state as though it wasn't just travelling at Mark 3 across the backyard.

Lexi loves Chip… from a distance 😆😂 #dogsoftiktok #dogtok #dogs #labrador #LabradorRetriever

This is Lexi. And this. This is. Oh, I'm sorry, could we move the camera down a bit? Ah, that's better. This is Lexi's cousin, chip. Now, at first glance, these two appear to have a perfectly normal relationship. But behind closed doors lies a very different story. You see, Lexi is a Labrador retriever. A gentle, affectionate creature who enjoys the simple things in life. Chip, on the other hand, is a miniature dachshund. And well, you know exactly how this story is about to go. Over the years, chip has made numerous visits to Lexi's home. And every single time, he arrives with one mission. To make her life a living hell. Lexi tries to nap, chip objects. Lexi wants to relax. Absolutely not. On several occasions, things have escalated to the point where chip has had to be physically barricaded away from Lexi. Not for his Protection, for her. Because even the sweetest Labrador has her limits when dealing with a tiny, unhinged, sausage shaped psychopath. And the audacity of this little man. He enters her home, harasses her, disrupts her entire afternoon and somehow acts like he's the victim. But despite the chaos, the harassment and the occasional court ordered separation, they remain family. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is Lexi and her wacko cousin, chip.

dogs are considered children, and it’s simply not up for debate anymore 🤷🏼‍♀️ #dogsoftiktok #dogtok #dogs #labrador #LabradorRetriever

People love to debate whether dogs should be considered children, but when you really think about it, what's the difference? You bring them home, give them a name, and suddenly your entire life revolves around keeping this little creature alive. You teach them how to behave, celebrate when they finally learn something, and then spend the next several years repeating the exact same instructions. You buy them a perfectly good bed, only for them to insist on sleeping in yours. You prepare their meals, monitor their bathroom habits, schedule their doctor's appointments, and somehow end up discussing their poop with another adult like it's breaking news. You take approximately 47 pictures of them doing the exact same thing, because obviously this one is a little different. You give them baths, spend an unreasonable amount of time trying to keep the water out of their eyes, and somehow end up soaking wet yourself. You plan your outings around them, worry about who's going to watch them, and feel guilty the entire time you're gone. And don't even get me started on birthdays. There are decorations, presents, special meals, and a full blown photo shoot for someone who has absolutely no idea what day it is. You spend an unreasonable amount of money on their happiness, refer to yourself as mommy or daddy, and proudly show complete strangers pictures of them. So no, I don't see much of a difference. Dogs are considered children and it's simply not up for debate anymore.

the emotional manipulation sensors are powerful #dogsoftiktok #dogtok #dogs #labrador #LabradorRetriever

well… that was short lived. wait did you see her face when I said “it’s not a treat” 😂 she seriously understands me #dogsoftiktok #dogtok #dogs #labrador #LabradorRetriever

Me and Sissy just went to the store. And when I was there, I was thinking about you. And I said, you know what? It might be a good idea for me to go in that dog aisle and see if I find something nice for her. And I. All right, wait, I'm not done. Listen, but hear me out. It's not a treat instead. Okay, see, it's really got sad. Okay, it's not a treat, but it is a toy. I picked you out a toy for you. Do you want to see it? You wanna see? Look, here it is. Here it is, here it is. What should we name your new toy? Should we give it a name? What if we name it, um. Liz? For lizard? We can name her Liz. Two minutes later. Unfortunately, we had to put her in the trash. Okay, I know, but you gotta be a little bit more gentle with your toys. Maybe you need some kind of treat to feel better. Alright, help me up. Come on.

iggy’s are iguanas 🦎 she didn’t catch any today… (nor has she any day 😂) she tries though so she gets an A for effort! #dogsoftiktok #dogtok #dogs #labrador #LabradorRetriever

I was thinking since it's about 2:00 that we can head to the local park and you can see if there's any iguanas in there. Well, wait, we're gonna. I'll put. Wait. I'm gonna take you to the park and we'll check for iguanas, okay? No, wait. She is gonna pull me the entire way to the park. Alright, wait. Me voy a matar! Este es mi último. Wii Wii Wii! Me voy a matar! Wii Wii!

bath day is always a success!! if you wanna check out the shampoo line we use, it’s by DoggyStyle Dog Care! Use code LEXI10 for 10% off. #dogsoftiktok #dogtok #dogs #labrador #LabradorRetriever

If you're a good girl, after the bath, mommy will let you go shopping in the store. Do you think you're gonna be a good girl taking that bath? Shake on it. Alright, let's go. We decided to try a new self wash spot this time because I am such a creature of habit and sometimes I force myself to break out of my shell a little. Lexi apparently took that a little bit too serious and try to break out of the bathtub, as you can see. But she got herself together and was a very good girl for the rest of her bath. Now we might be trying a new location, but we're definitely not changing her shampoo. You guys already know we've been using doggy style for the longest time. I love their plant based shampoo. It works so well on Lexi. Her coat always comes out super soft and we've really never found a reason to switch. Some of you have asked before about the scrubber brush we use to really dig into her coat. And yes, it's doggy style scrubber brush. And I love their giant charcoal towel. It dries her so well, which is great because I don't really have to spend super long blow drying all the water off her. If you guys ever wanna try the products we use, you can visit their site Doggy Style Dog care.com and I'll throw Lexi's code up on the screen for 10% off. Anyways, you Guys know Bath Day is never complete without a little shopping spree. And this time, Lexi picked out a toy that looks suspicious precious like her cousin chip. If you know. You know, I'm pretty sure she was looking for a little revenge after what chip did to her the last time he came over. She chomped on this toy for an hour after we got home. I'd call this another successful bath day for Lexi, but not so much for Chip's look alike.

I wasn’t using the blanket or anything ……. #dogsoftiktok #dogtok #dogs #labrador #LabradorRetriever