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Gus is upset about fall break. #funnydog #doglife #schnauzer #dog #cutedogs

Excuse me, sir. What are you upset about this morning? I have not forgotten to take brother to school. Oh goodness, goodness. There is no school this week. It's called a fall. Sorry. That makes you mad? It's called a fall break. Okay, I know it is stupid. I don't know why they get so much time off. All right, but I apologize that you were not aware. There's no. Yeah, I haven't forgotten anything. No, I promise, I promise. There's just no school today. Okay? We'll have to do a car ride just for fun later. I don't know. It's gonna be a rough day, isn't it? Alright. I love you.

Gus after his haircut #cutedogs #dog #schnauzer #doglife #funnydog

Augustus, did you want to show everybody your new haircut? Cause you look so handsome. Yep. I see that jawline. That jawline is on point. And look at those eyebrows. Those eyebrows are gorgeous. Yeah, you are a handsome boy. Yes, you are. Hmm.

It's haircut day! #doglife #funnydog #schnauzer #dog #cutedogs

Hey guys, guess what today is? It's haircut day and you need a haircut really bad but your mobile groomer yep, she she is coming today you be nice. So tell everybody we'll show we'll show them the haircut afterwards okay? Yes, you are having a haircut that no amount of fit throwing is gonna change that. Mm hmm. Yeah. Oh, you gotta be handsome. I love you. Oh, I do woof. We have a lot to say about this. How about we get a treat before and after? Will that make everything okay? Sounds good.

Gus is upset about getting people food. #dog #cutedogs #schnauzer #funnydog #doglife

So it's a sad day in the Gus household, because the Amazon delivery guy. Mm. Hmm. He did not bring the F O O D. Can't say the word. Um, it was. It was supposed to be. Hmm. It was supposed to be here two days ago, and we've been waiting, and today. Hmm. We were down to scraps, so. Hmm. Hmm. So we had to feed Gus for lunch. Chicken and eggs. And supposedly it's coming tomorrow, but until then, you're gonna get some good stuff. You're gonna get carrots and eggs and chicken. I know it's not the same, but it's better. It's better. You're gonna be fine. You're not abused. Don't be telling people that. You're not starving, either. We made sure there's plenty of food. Oh, I said the word. I love you.

Gus every time he is hungry. #doglife #funnydog #schnauzer #dog #cutedogs

Getting Gus's paw print wasn't as easy as I hoped it would be. #pawprint #dog #schnauzer #funnydog #doglife

I just want to put your foot on this. And then I want to put your foot on this piece of paper, and I promise it's not gonna hurt you in any way. Come here. Come here. Come here. Over, like here. Good boy. Okay, so here's what we're gonna do. Oh, look. Oh, you're just a good boy. You're such a good boy. Wait, why are you getting back up? This is never gonna work. This is never gonna work. Okay, you got the way. Come. Come back here. Come here. Okay, take your paw. And then we're just gonna put it. Haha. And then we're gonna put it right there. Look, that's how well it went. Stop. Oh, look. Once again, those are perfect. What are you doing? I think we were cut out for this.

Sunday Love #doglife #schnauzer #funnydog #cutedogs #dog

Gus getting Gused up. #funnydog #dog #schnauzer #doglife #doggrroming

Okay. If you have a schnauzer. You know, trimming of the eyebrows is a necessity. He gets groomed once a month, but his eyebrows grow faster than anything. Sure. Let's see what we can do, buddy. So you can see. Oh, you're such a good boy. I still can't see your eyes. One more. Can you? You got this. You're doing great. You're so brave. Uh, can I see your face? I don't know, cause you're. Everything is dark. Okay, let's see. Let's try this side. Oh, you're such a good puppy. I never get to see you. Be quiet. Oh, no, that's really good. Can I see your face? Okay, well, that's enough for today. I love you. Can I see

Happy Friday! #funnyvideo #doglife #schnauzer #dog #funnydog

Hey guys, guess what? It's Friday! Wow. Oh, sorry about the quarter, but it's Friday. Yes, it's a weekend. That means tomorrow mom will have to work. We could just play. Yeah, and tell you got to go. It. It's finally been under 100 degrees around here. We got to go for a walk last night, didn't we? We took brother for Protection cause it's dark. I mean, of course we took you for Protection, but he was there. Yeah, that was fun, wasn't it? Okay, can you tell everybody happy Friday? Yeah. Love you.

Explaining to Gus that vegetables are a treat! #funnydog #dog #schnauzer #doglife #funnyvideo

Gus, listen. Hey, you've already had things to eat this morning. You. You've already had your snackings. Just cause I sit down to go to work does not mean you get more. Um, this is my late night, so I didn't have to clock in till 10:30. And so I, um. Hmm. So I made dinner. Or prepped it early. Um. Hmm. And you got carrots, and you got celery, and you even got a little bit of rotisserie chicken. So no, no more. You're good. Your. Your tummy has to be full of veggies. Vegetables. Vegetables are. Vegetables are treats. Vegetables are.

The betrayal. The audacity. The unnecessary grooming. #doglife #schnauzer #dog #funnydog #doggrooming

Hey, Gus, do you wanna tell everybody why you're mad this morning? You do say, Mama washed my beard and I'm not happy about it. I had to get in the sink and had to get the shampoo on my beard cause it was stinky and gross. Yeah. Well, I apologize. I apologize. But you smell way better, okay? I do. I, I do. My goodness. Okay. Do you need to continue to let her. You are not abused. No, you're not. It's normal to wash a dog's face. How about we get a treat? How about we get a treat? Okay. All of a sudden we're better.

And the thunder rolls #funnydog #dog #schnauzer #doglife

So it's raining and there's a little bit of thunder, but it's okay. It's okay. We needed rain so bad. Lay down. It's okay. Gus is brave. Gus is strong. Gus is the best little puppy.

Gus woke up with zero patience today. #funnyvideo #doglife #schnauzer #dog #funnydog

Hey, Gus, I feel like since you've gotten a little bit famous that your attitude, that your attitude has gotten a little extra. It's Monday. Mama's tired. Yeah. And you've been, you've been, you've been extra. Oh, what? We got all the things this morning. Guess what? He's trying to get me to do that we get all this attitude. A, r, E, a t.

Trying to teach Gus about stranger danger. #funnydog #dog #schnauzer #doglife #funnyvideo

Hey. Yes. I feel like we need to go through, like, some safety scenarios. Yeah. Yeah. So let's say that somehow you get out of the backyard. I know. And this van pulls up and they say, hey, little puppy, I got some bacon if you get into my van. What do you do? No, you don't. You don't get to. They don't really have bacon. You run into. You run back. You run back in the backyard and you tell mama, okay, what if the front door is open and somebody. Yeah. Yeah. And someone walks by. Yeah. And they're like, hey, little puppy, I have a treat for you if you come with me. What do you do? No, you don't go with them. You don't go with. They don't really have a treat. They're just lying. They're trying to steal you.

Has gus always been this talkative? #funnyvideo #doglife #schnauzer #dog #funnydog

Okay, so I get this question a lot. Yeah. Has Gus always been this talkative? Yes. No, you are. No, you haven't. Haha. I would say he's become more talkative in the last few years. Yeah. And he's the most talkative when he wants. When he wants Mama to get up and give him a tea. We can't say it or spell it. He knows how to say it and spell it. He knows the word. But he is a good boy. Yes. He loves the daily affirmations cause it's something. Yeah, you do? Cause we've always done it with him. When he's scared, we say, I am brave. Oh, I got something on your face. Yeah. And we say, I am strong. Yeah. So he knows the daily affirmations cause we repeat them to him constantly. Like when, um, the fire alarm goes off and he's, oh, you hate that. I know. And he's scared. Yeah. And I love you.

Gus is back in court! #funnydog #dog #schnauzer #doglife #funnyvideo

Your brother, he said that he. He was getting a donut and he dropped the donut. And then you ate the donut and he said, no, and he said stop, and he said, don't. But you ate it anyway, so I. I was just wondering. Okay, i'm, I. It did fall on the ground. You thought it was fair game. Okay, right, you. You thought it was yours. You did. Alright, alright, well. Well, charges are dropped at this point. Yeah, cause you just thought. You thought it fell from the sky. I get it. Okay, we'll pretend like this didn't happen. Okay? And I love you.

Bacon,bacon, bacon!! 🥓 #doglife #schnauzer #dog #funnydog #bacon

Gus, I am making bacon for your. For your brother and not for you. He's getting home from school. He's a big boy. He needs lots of groceries. Yes, and so I'm gonna make him a BLT sandwich. But it's not for you. Oh. Oh. Is those fighting words? Are you mad? Okay, alright. There might be a sliver. There might be a sliver for you. Just this. Just this liver. And you gotta let me. He is serious. He is serious about his bacon. Haha. Alright, well, let's go make a sandwich and I'll see if there's a little bit left for you. Okay? Sound good?

Where did Dad go?? #funnydog #dog #schnauzer #doglife #funnyvideo

It's breaking my heart because my husband left his phone at work. So he came through the door and then I said, well, it says you're still at work. And he's like, oh no. So he had to go back. I know. We said, oh no. And so we. I know, it's so sad. So then he had to go back to get his phone. Yeah. And Gus is not happy cause daddy come home. Yeah. Your favorite part of the day. And then he had to leave again to go get his phone. But I promise he's coming back. He is. Just. Just a few more minutes. I know. You poor thing. You were so excited. Yes, you were so excited. But he's coming back, okay? I know you love him. Gonna be alright.

my manager is upset #doglife #schnauzer #funnydog #dog #funnydog

Augustus. I have been using your full name a lot lately. It's because you just spent 30 seconds barking at me constantly till I turned around. Yes, you did. Um, so I appreciate your. I do. I appreciate your micro management skills. However, it's not quite time to take Knox to school yet. No, he's got a couple more minutes to get ready, and then I promise. I do. I promise there is a car ride in your future. Oh, my goodness. I know you like going in the car. Okay, but. But thank you. My micromanagement manager. My time management manager. Yeah, you're really good at it. But just a couple minutes. Just give me a couple more minutes, okay? And I love you.

Gus loves football. #dog #funnydog #schnauzer #doglife #nfl

Do you have a favorite football team? You do? Okay, let's guess what it is. Is it, uh, the Kansas City Chiefs? Is it? Well, if you just. If you just say yes to all of them, well, that will make people like you better. Is it the Seahawks? Oh, you like them, too? Okay, good. Is it the Dallas Cowboys? Okay, you like them, too? See you. You. You know how to play the game? Yeah. Is it? Honey, what's another football team? Oh, goodness. Uh, Ravens. It's first thing that pops into my head. Yeah, you like them, too? You. You like all the. You like all the football players? You do? Oh, well, okay. Okay, we will go. Okay. We'll go throw the football.